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josephineplattsomatics.com Website Audit Report
josephineplattsomatics.com scored 72 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance and SEO. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“Somatics for creatives stalls out when the digital chassis won't turn over.”
This somatic coaching hub invites ambitious creators to embody their craft, yet the page makes users wait nearly eleven seconds just to feel the initial resonance.
https://www.josephineplattsomatics.com/
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
The site drags behind a bloated 10.7 s Largest Contentful Paint and 540 ms Total Blocking Time, completely choking out the user experience. Fixing heavy hero assets first will recover critical engagement and protect creative intent from severe speed drops.
Where It Burns
6 categoriesWebsite Audit Findings for josephineplattsomatics.com
SavageAudit identified 2 visible findings and recommendations across 2 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
4601 PERFORMANCELCP 10.7 s6702 SEOH1 Count 8Locked03 DESIGNShared previewLocked04 COPYShared previewLocked05 UXShared previewLocked06 CONVERSIONShared preview
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PERFORMANCE AUDIT
1 of 6 issues visible46
LCP10.7 sTBT540 msUnused JS352 KiB
- 🔥A Largest Contentful Paint of 10.7 s is longer than most training modules and guarantees visitors will bounce before their nervous system even settles.
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SEO AUDIT
1 of 6 issues visible67
H1 Count8Meta DescriptionMissingMissing Alt7 images
- 🔥Packing 8 H1 tags onto a single page turns your heading structure into a crowded room of shouting headliners.
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03
DESIGN AUDIT
LOCKEDFull analysis locked
Your layout said one thing. Your users heard another. Create a free account to reveal the full design teardown.
04
COPY AUDIT
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Words were present. Persuasion was optional. Sign up free to see what headline and CTA fixes are hidden.
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UX AUDITUSER EXPERIENCE AUDIT
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Users shouldn't have to fight your interface to convert. Create a free account to open the UX failure map.
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CONVERSION AUDIT
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Traffic arrived. Confidence left before checkout. Create a free account to see what's killing your conversions.