The Savage Blog
We roast famous websites, reveal industry trends, and share the data behind what makes sites succeed (or spectacularly fail).
We Roasted Apple.com And Even We Were Surprised
The world's most valuable company. A $3 trillion market cap. And their homepage has 23 images without alt text. We investigate.
The 10 Worst Core Web Vitals We've Ever Seen
From 18-second LCP times to layout shifts that could give you motion sickness. These sites set records for all the wrong reasons.
7 SEO Sins That VC-Backed Startups Keep Making
Missing meta descriptions, duplicate H1s, and a complete disregard for robots.txt. We audited 50 YC startups.
What Actually Makes a Landing Page Convert (According to 1,000 Roasts)
We analyzed our database. Here's what high-scoring sites have in common — and what the bottom 10% keep getting wrong.
5 Design Trends That Look Cool But Kill Your UX
Parallax scrolling, auto-playing video, and mystery navigation icons. Your users hate them. The data proves it.
How SavageAudit's AI Pipeline Actually Works
5 AI agents, 3 LLM providers, and a safety checker that keeps things savage but legal. A technical deep-dive.