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houvel.in scored 81 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance and SEO. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“Looks premium until the checkout anxiety and loading drag start talking.”
Houvel looks like it dressed up for a premium dinner, then forgot the host, the menu, and the receipts. The home and kitchen essentials are there; the storefront just keeps tripping over its own presentation like a curated collection carrying an air fryer up the stairs.

The site is visually competent, but the experience gets mugged by a sluggish reveal: LCP is 10.2s, FCP is 3.6s, and interactive time drags to 11.6s. That’s a long airport-delay announcement for an ecommerce homepage selling premium and accessible home essentials. On the brighter side, CLS is 0 and SEO fundamentals are mostly intact, but 11 missing alt attributes, 3 broken assets, 81 KiB of unused JavaScript, and 40 KiB of unused CSS are doing their best to undo the clean first impression.
SavageAudit identified 2 visible findings and recommendations across 2 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
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