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angstfreiloslassen.ch Website Audit Report
angstfreiloslassen.ch scored 74 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance, SEO, Design, and Copy. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“This digital sanctuary for end-of-life care moves with the urgency of a funeral procession.”
Visitors seeking comfort for their final journey encounter a layout styled like a typographical disaster kitchen where ten competing font families fight over the table.
https://angstfreiloslassen.ch/
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
The site suffers from a brutal performance collapse with an interactive time of 16.7 seconds and a total blocking time of 1,560 ms, completely suffocating any chance of a peaceful user experience. Fixing the render-blocking scripts and heavy hero assets must be priority zero to restore visitor trust and prevent session drop-offs.
Where It Burns
6 categoriesWebsite Audit Findings for angstfreiloslassen.ch
SavageAudit identified 12 visible findings and recommendations across 4 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
5201 PERFORMANCEInteractive Time 16.7 s9702 SEOSEO Score 1008003 DESIGNFont Families 108004 COPYWord Count 1,643Free05 UXSign in to viewFree06 CONVERSIONSign in to view
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PERFORMANCE AUDIT
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Interactive Time16.7 sTotal Blocking Time1,560 ms
- 🔥An interactive time of 16.7 s means a grieving family could steep a whole pot of herbal tea before the page finally wakes up.
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Your load times are so sluggish they practically require a moment of silence.
- →Defer non-critical JavaScript and reduce render-blocking resources.TBT: 1,560 msImpact: highEffort: medium
Why this matters
A total blocking time of 1,560 ms freezes the browser and destroys user interaction speed.
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SEO AUDIT
97
SEO Score100Redirect Chain Count1
- 🔥Your SEO score hits a pristine 100, proving that even a broken clock manages to be right twice a day on search engines.
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The technical indexing is immaculate, which is deeply ironic given how hostile the front-end is to actual humans.
- →Add Organization or WebSite schema with sameAs links to your official LinkedIn, X, YouTube, GitHub, Crunchbase, or other canonical brand profiles.Entity Graph: MissingImpact: mediumEffort: medium
Why this matters
A missing entity graph leaves search engines guessing about your official brand credentials.
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03
DESIGN AUDIT
80
Font Families10Image Count9
- 🔥You loaded 10 distinct font families across the page, turning your typography into a ransom note written by committee.
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The design looks like an emergency typography recipe cooked up in a blender.
- →Reduce font families from 10 to 2-3 for visual consistency.Font Families: 10Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
Loading 10 font families creates visual chaos and bloats asset delivery.
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04
COPY AUDIT
80
Word Count1,643Sentence Count125
- 🔥Spanning 1,643 words across 125 sentences, your copy delivers an essay when people just need a steady hand.
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The text reads like an academic thesis wrapped in existential dread.
- →Tighten the headline to state your value in one sentence.H1 Count: 1Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
A single scattered H1 misses the chance to immediately ground distressed visitors.
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Audit overview
angstfreiloslassen.ch Audit Summary
The site suffers from a brutal performance collapse with an interactive time of 16.7 seconds and a total blocking time of 1,560 ms, completely suffocating any chance of a peaceful user experience. Fixing the render-blocking scripts and heavy hero assets must be priority zero to restore visitor trust and prevent session drop-offs.
Based on the category scores in this report, SEO is the strongest area while Performance has the most room for improvement.
How SavageAudit Evaluated angstfreiloslassen.ch
SavageAudit evaluated the public website at https://angstfreiloslassen.ch/ across performance, technical SEO, design, copy, user experience, and conversion signals. Scores and recommendations reflect the website evidence available when this audit was generated on October 24, 2026.
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