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“A digital sanctuary trapped in a dial-up purgatory.”
This faith-based community site moves slower than a Sunday service running through Leviticus, leaving visitors waiting forever in the pews.
https://helenaalliance.org/
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
The site suffers from a brutal 10.1 s LCP and a bloated 3,403 KiB total byte weight, dragging performance down to a 37/100 Lighthouse score. Fix hero asset compression first to salvage user retention and stop bleeding prospective congregation members before they even see a service time.
Where It Burns
6 categories3801 PERFORMANCEPerformance Score 37/1008102 SEOSEO Score 92/1007003 DESIGNFont Families 197204 COPYWord Count 169Free05 UXSign in to viewFree06 CONVERSIONSign in to view
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PERFORMANCE
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Performance Score37/100LCP10.1 sTotal Byte Weight3,403 KiB
- 🔥Your Largest Contentful Paint of 10.1 s takes longer than a lengthy sermon on tithing.
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Speed metrics so glacial they make a Sunday afternoon feel brief.
- →Compress hero images and switch to WebP/AVIF format.LCP: 10.1 sImpact: highEffort: medium
Why this matters
An LCP of 10.1 s guarantees visitors abandon the page before the hero image even loads.
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SEO
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SEO Score92/100H1 Count0First Headingh4
- 🔥You have exactly 0 H1 headings on the page, meaning search engine crawlers are wandering your site like the Israelites in the desert for 40 years.
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Your heading structure is more confused than a newcomer trying to find the fellowship hall.
- →Add one H1 tag with your primary value proposition.H1 Count: 0Impact: highEffort: low
Why this matters
Zero H1 headings leaves search engines guessing what your core message actually is.
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DESIGN
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Font Families19Image Count7First Headingh4
- 🔥You managed to load 19 font families on a single page, which is more typographies than Gutenberg had in his workshop.
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Typography overload meets an existential crisis of empty visual space.
- →Reduce font families from 19 to 2-3 for visual consistency.Font Families: 19Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
Loading 19 distinct font families destroys rendering performance and stylistic coherence.
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COPY
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Word Count169Sentence Count12
- 🔥Your entire page weighs in at a paltry 169 words, giving your congregation less reading material than a church bulletin printed in 1995.
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So brief on copy it reads like a telegram from the pulpit.
- →Tighten the headline to state your value in one sentence.H1 Count: 0Impact: highEffort: low
Why this matters
A complete absence of an H1 leaves your headline messaging entirely unanchored.
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CONVERSION
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