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theneuwave.co Website Audit Report
theneuwave.co scored 81 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance, SEO, Design, and Copy. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“Heavy assets and absent trust signals turn a boutique fashion storefront into a ghost town.”
This hand-embroidered collection is buried under a nine-megabyte digital wardrobe that tests the willpower of every shopper walking through the virtual door.
https://www.theneuwave.co/
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
The page stumbles with a 6.0 s Largest Contentful Paint and a bloated 9,279 KiB total byte weight driven heavily by unoptimized media. Prioritize compressing hero images to salvage your 19.9 s interactive time before visitors abandon their carts.
Where It Burns
6 categoriesWebsite Audit Findings for theneuwave.co
SavageAudit identified 12 visible findings and recommendations across 4 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
7001 PERFORMANCELCP 6.0 s8702 SEOMissing Alt 127803 DESIGNFont Families 39504 COPYWord Count 819Free05 UXSign in to viewFree06 CONVERSIONSign in to view
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PERFORMANCE AUDIT
70
LCP6.0 sTotal Byte Weight9,279 KiBInteractive19.9 s
- 🔥Your total page weight of 9,279 KiB is heavier than a winter coat soaked in a thunderstorm.
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A nine-megabyte load size guarantees your dresses arrive faster via postal mail than on a mobile screen.
- →Compress hero images and switch to WebP/AVIF format.LCP: 6.0 sImpact: highEffort: medium
Why this matters
Your 6.0 s LCP is caused by unoptimized visual assets in the hero viewport.
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SEO AUDIT
87
Missing Alt12Open Graph ImageMissingHeading Skipsh2->h4
- 🔥You have zero Open Graph and Twitter images, meaning links shared on social media look about as appealing as a blank clothing hanger.
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Your missing social previews turn every shared link into an anonymous text blob instead of a high-end fashion showcase.
- →Add an og:image meta tag for a polished appearance when shared on social media.Open Graph Image: MissingImpact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
The absence of og:image guarantees broken preview cards across social channels.
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03
DESIGN AUDIT
78
Font Families3Missing Alt12Images83
- 🔥Loading 3 different font families across the layout gives your typography less consistency than an avant-garde runway show.
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Spreading typography across 3 separate font families creates a stylistic identity crisis before anyone even browses the lookbook.
- →Fix missing alt text to pass accessibility audits.Missing Alt: 12Impact: mediumEffort: medium
Why this matters
There are 12 images currently lacking alt text descriptors.
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04
COPY AUDIT
95
Word Count819Sentence Count39CTA Count3
- 🔥Spreading 819 words across 39 sentences means your paragraphs average over 21 words each, reading more like a tax code than a modern fashion collection.
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Dense paragraphs make reading about hand-embroidered fashion feel like grading a collegiate thesis.
- →Add a clear CTA - make the primary one stand out.CTA Count: 3Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
Only 3 total CTAs were found on the page, leaving transactional intent unsupported.
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Audit overview
theneuwave.co Audit Summary
The page stumbles with a 6.0 s Largest Contentful Paint and a bloated 9,279 KiB total byte weight driven heavily by unoptimized media. Prioritize compressing hero images to salvage your 19.9 s interactive time before visitors abandon their carts.
Based on the category scores in this report, Copy is the strongest area while Performance has the most room for improvement.
How SavageAudit Evaluated theneuwave.co
SavageAudit evaluated the public website at https://www.theneuwave.co/ across performance, technical SEO, design, copy, user experience, and conversion signals. Scores and recommendations reflect the website evidence available when this audit was generated on September 22, 2026.
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