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thedorsetmeatcompany.co.uk Website Audit Report
thedorsetmeatcompany.co.uk scored 54 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance and SEO. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“This digital storefront crawls through the mud while losing its own identity at the checkout.”
Visitors are greeted by a cheese product header that completely ghosts the URL, creating an identity crisis before anyone even considers buying a slice of artisan brie.
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
The performance profile is a complete disaster with an LCP of 27.2 s and a total page weight of 10,818 KiB that will choke any mobile connection. Prioritize compressing hero assets immediately to stop bleeding traffic and search rankings.
Where It Burns
6 categoriesWebsite Audit Findings for thedorsetmeatcompany.co.uk
SavageAudit identified 2 visible findings and recommendations across 2 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
2101 PERFORMANCELCP 27.2 s4302 SEOMeta Description MissingLocked03 DESIGNShared previewLocked04 COPYShared previewLocked05 UXShared previewLocked06 CONVERSIONShared preview
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PERFORMANCE AUDIT
1 of 6 issues visible21
LCP27.2 sTBT14,190 msPage Weight10,818 KiB
- 🔥Your LCP of 27.2 s is slower than a dairy cow migrating across Dorset on foot.
LIMITED DEPTH
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02
SEO AUDIT
1 of 6 issues visible43
Meta DescriptionMissingSchema JSON-LD0First Heading Levelh5
- 🔥Your missing meta description tag means Google has to guess what your page is about, and trust me, it won't guess right.
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03
DESIGN AUDIT
LOCKEDFull analysis locked
Your layout said one thing. Your users heard another. Create a free account to reveal the full design teardown.
04
COPY AUDIT
LOCKEDFull analysis locked
Words were present. Persuasion was optional. Sign up free to see what headline and CTA fixes are hidden.
05
UX AUDITUSER EXPERIENCE AUDIT
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Users shouldn't have to fight your interface to convert. Create a free account to open the UX failure map.
06
CONVERSION AUDIT
LOCKEDFull analysis locked
Traffic arrived. Confidence left before checkout. Create a free account to see what's killing your conversions.