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theraggedpriest.com Website Audit Report
theraggedpriest.com scored 76 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance and SEO. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“Pretty storefront, but the cart is tripping over its own shoelaces.”
The Ragged Priest looks like it got dressed in a hurry, then spent the morning yelling about a drop while forgetting the actual outfit details. Nice clothes, shame about the website acting like a fitting room with the lights off.
https://theraggedpriest.com/
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
Performance is the main self-own: LCP is 4.4 s, TBT is 800 ms, interactive time is 26.9 s, and the page is hauling 4,887 KiB like it’s moving house. SEO is mostly competent, but the homepage still skips an og:image and twitter:image, while the empty heading and missing Product schema leave rich-result context on the table. Fix the heavy hero and render-blocking JavaScript first; right now speed and trust are costing you discoverability, shareability, and sales momentum.
Where It Burns
6 categoriesWebsite Audit Findings for theraggedpriest.com
SavageAudit identified 2 visible findings and recommendations across 2 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
6701 PERFORMANCELCP 4.4 s9102 SEOSEO score 100/100Locked03 DESIGNShared previewLocked04 COPYShared previewLocked05 UXShared previewLocked06 CONVERSIONShared preview
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PERFORMANCE AUDIT
1 of 6 issues visible67
LCP4.4 sTBT800 msInteractive26.9 sTotal byte weight4,887 KiB
- 🔥Your LCP of 4.4 s arrives like a late guest to a launch party, and the party already left.
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02
SEO AUDIT
1 of 6 issues visible91
SEO score100/100Title length86 charactersMissing alt text6Schema typesOrganization, WebSite, SearchAction
- 🔥The title tag is 86 characters long, then sneaks in 'Close teaserClose dialog' like a typo that escaped the set.
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03
DESIGN AUDIT
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Your layout said one thing. Your users heard another. Create a free account to reveal the full design teardown.
04
COPY AUDIT
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Words were present. Persuasion was optional. Sign up free to see what headline and CTA fixes are hidden.
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UX AUDITUSER EXPERIENCE AUDIT
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Users shouldn't have to fight your interface to convert. Create a free account to open the UX failure map.
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CONVERSION AUDIT
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Traffic arrived. Confidence left before checkout. Create a free account to see what's killing your conversions.