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similand.vercel.app Website Audit Report
similand.vercel.app scored 86 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance, SEO, Design, and Copy. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“Handmade pasta perfection trapped behind a dead checkout counter.”
The artisan stuffed pasta and salsa combos look mouthwateringly authentic until hungry local customers realize there is literally no way to buy them.
https://similand.vercel.app/
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
Boasting a blazing fast 1.4 s LCP and a 100 performance score, the site renders instantly but suffers a critical conversion collapse with 0 CTA counts and a broken 404 Google Spreadsheet resource fetch. Fixing the missing checkout buttons is the top priority to salvage any revenue intent.
Where It Burns
6 categoriesWebsite Audit Findings for similand.vercel.app
SavageAudit identified 12 visible findings and recommendations across 4 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
9901 PERFORMANCELCP 1.4 s9102 SEOTitle Length 64 characters9803 DESIGNImages 108004 COPYWord Count 1004 wordsFree05 UXSign in to viewFree06 CONVERSIONSign in to view
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PERFORMANCE AUDIT
99
LCP1.4 sImage Savings143 KiB
- 🔥Your 1.4 s LCP loads faster than fresh sorrentinos boil, yet your 143 KiB estimated image savings mean your asset diet still needs work.
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Your page loads at lightning speed, but unoptimized images are dragging down an otherwise pristine asset delivery.
- →Compress hero images and switch to WebP/AVIF format.LCP: 1.4 sImpact: highEffort: medium
Why this matters
With an LCP of 1.4 s, optimizing image delivery by 143 KiB will ensure your artisanal food photography pops instantly.
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SEO AUDIT
91
Title Length64 charactersMissing Alt1
- 🔥Your title tag clocks in at 64 characters, slightly longer than your 5-minute cooking promise.
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Your search footprint is solid, but a missing sitemap and untagged visuals leave gaps in your local CABA discoverability.
- →Add descriptive alt text to every meaningful image.Missing Alt: 1Impact: mediumEffort: medium
Why this matters
Having 1 missing alt attribute out of 10 images hurts both accessibility and local search visibility.
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DESIGN AUDIT
98
Images10Font Families3
- 🔥You managed to stuff 10 images onto the page, but 1 of them is missing alt text like a sorrentino missing its filling.
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The visual layout is clean, but minor asset oversights keep it from looking fully professional.
- →Fix missing alt text to pass accessibility audits.Missing Alt: 1Impact: mediumEffort: medium
Why this matters
Fixing the single missing alt attribute across your 10 images ensures complete design and accessibility compliance.
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Create free accountSign up free to unlock all hidden roast lines, key metrics, and prioritized fixes for DESIGN. The visual hierarchy argument gets louder deeper down.
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COPY AUDIT
80
Word Count1004 wordsSentence Count80 sentences
- 🔥Your 1004 words spread across 80 sentences average 13 words per sentence, creating a wall of text heavier than raw egg pasta.
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Your copy describes the artisanal combos well, but lacks the aggressive purchasing nudges needed for food delivery.
- →Add a clear CTA - there are none right now.CTA Count: 0Impact: highEffort: low
Why this matters
Across 1004 words of copy, a CTA Count of 0 means readers have no pathway to order their pasta combos.
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UX AUDITUSER EXPERIENCE AUDIT
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CONVERSION AUDIT
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Audit overview
similand.vercel.app Audit Summary
Boasting a blazing fast 1.4 s LCP and a 100 performance score, the site renders instantly but suffers a critical conversion collapse with 0 CTA counts and a broken 404 Google Spreadsheet resource fetch. Fixing the missing checkout buttons is the top priority to salvage any revenue intent.
Based on the category scores in this report, Performance is the strongest area while Copy has the most room for improvement.
How SavageAudit Evaluated similand.vercel.app
SavageAudit evaluated the public website at https://similand.vercel.app/ across performance, technical SEO, design, copy, user experience, and conversion signals. Scores and recommendations reflect the website evidence available when this audit was generated on November 1, 2026.
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