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spreadshirt.com scored 85 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance, SEO, Design, Copy, User Experience, and Conversion. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“Looks premium until the opening whistle, then the site trips over its own cleats.”
Spreadshirt shows up in a clean kit and still manages to get bodied by its own welcome mat. The hero is trying to sell attitude while a cookie wall and a distracted layout keep stealing the ball.

The fundamentals are decent, but the experience keeps losing momentum where it matters. Performance is dragged by a 5.7s LCP, 6.6s interactive time, and a 15,011 KiB page weight, while the homepage also ships with 35 missing alt attributes, 0 JSON-LD items, and a redirect that burns 780 ms before the match even starts. The good news: SEO signals are mostly intact; the bad news: the page is doing too much, too late, and occasionally arguing with itself.
SavageAudit identified 36 visible findings and recommendations across 6 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
Big page, late paint, and an LCP that keeps the home crowd waiting for kickoff.
The SEO foundation is playable, but the site keeps handing search engines a slightly confused playbook.
Good styling, shaky stagecraft: the visuals are competent, but the page still moves like it forgot to stretch.
The writing is clear and plentiful, but the homepage is talking like it’s paid by the word.
The interface is usable, but it keeps leaving small UX potholes right where users step first.
Plenty of calls to act, not enough proof to make the action feel inevitable.
The fundamentals are decent, but the experience keeps losing momentum where it matters. Performance is dragged by a 5.7s LCP, 6.6s interactive time, and a 15,011 KiB page weight, while the homepage also ships with 35 missing alt attributes, 0 JSON-LD items, and a redirect that burns 780 ms before the match even starts. The good news: SEO signals are mostly intact; the bad news: the page is doing too much, too late, and occasionally arguing with itself.
Based on the category scores in this report, Conversion is the strongest area while Performance has the most room for improvement.
SavageAudit evaluated the public website at https://spreadshirt.com/ across performance, technical SEO, design, copy, user experience, and conversion signals. Scores and recommendations reflect the website evidence available when this audit was generated on April 1, 2026.
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