Loading Report View…
0/ 100
soulo-bice.vercel.app Website Audit Report
soulo-bice.vercel.app scored 85 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance, SEO, Design, and Copy. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“A serene sanctuary trapped inside a brittle digital cage of console errors.”
Head & Co. promises an hour that asks nothing of you, but your browser console is working overtime handling twelve crashes.
https://soulo-bice.vercel.app/
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
Performance stays respectable with a 2.9 s First Contentful Paint, yet 12 client-side JavaScript errors and missing Open Graph tags tank discoverability and stability.
Where It Burns
6 categoriesWebsite Audit Findings for soulo-bice.vercel.app
SavageAudit identified 12 visible findings and recommendations across 4 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
9101 PERFORMANCEFirst Contentful Paint 2.9 s7802 SEOCanonical URL Missing8003 DESIGNFont Families 129804 COPYWord Count 675 wordsFree05 UXSign in to viewFree06 CONVERSIONSign in to view
01
PERFORMANCE AUDIT
3 of 4 issues visible91
First Contentful Paint2.9 sLargest Contentful Paint3.0 sTotal Blocking Time0 ms
- 🔥Your First Contentful Paint takes 2.9 s, keeping clients waiting longer for zen than a fully booked weekend schedule.
💀
Speed is mostly there, but render-blocking assets drag down the initial calm.
- →Compress hero images and switch to WebP/AVIF format.LCP: 3.0 sImpact: highEffort: medium
Why this matters
Your LCP sits at 3.0 s, dragging down initial visual engagement before clients can see your scalp rituals.
LIMITED DEPTH
Create free accountSign up free to unlock all hidden roast lines, key metrics, and prioritized fixes for PERFORMANCE. The stopwatch has receipts we have not opened yet.
02
SEO AUDIT
3 of 4 issues visible78
Canonical URLMissingrobots.txtMissingsitemap.xmlMissing
- 🔥You have zero canonical URLs configured, leaving search engines to guess which version of your booking page actually matters.
💀
Search presence is flying blind without basic configuration files.
- →Add a self-referencing canonical tag to declare the preferred URL for this page.Canonical: missingImpact: highEffort: low
Why this matters
The missing canonical tag leaves search engines guessing your preferred URL structure.
LIMITED DEPTH
Create free accountSign up free to unlock all hidden roast lines, key metrics, and prioritized fixes for SEO. Search engines noticed more than this first punchline.
03
DESIGN AUDIT
3 of 4 issues visible80
Font Families12Missing Alt Text2Total Images7
- 🔥You spread 12 different font families across just 7 images, creating typographic chaos that feels less hygge and more ransom note.
💀
A minimalist visual layout sabotaged by an erratic font family explosion.
- →Reduce font families from 12 to 2-3 for visual consistency.Font Families: 12Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
Loading 12 font families introduces unnecessary styling friction and breaks design continuity.
LIMITED DEPTH
Create free accountSign up free to unlock all hidden roast lines, key metrics, and prioritized fixes for DESIGN. The visual hierarchy argument gets louder deeper down.
04
COPY AUDIT
3 of 4 issues visible98
Word Count675 wordsSentence Count64 sentencesH1 Count1
- 🔥You packed 675 words and 64 sentences into the page, giving readers plenty of prose to scroll through before booking.
💀
The copy reads well, but future-proofing your footer copyright is a bit premature.
- →Tighten the headline to state your value in one sentence.H1 Count: 1Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
Your single H1 sets the tone, but making its value proposition sharper will instantly orient new visitors.
LIMITED DEPTH
Create free accountSign up free to unlock all hidden roast lines, key metrics, and prioritized fixes for COPY. Messaging slippage gets sharper past the first line.
05
UX AUDITUSER EXPERIENCE AUDIT
FREE UNLOCKFull analysis locked
Users shouldn't have to fight your interface to convert. Create a free account to open the UX failure map.
06
CONVERSION AUDIT
FREE UNLOCKFull analysis locked
Traffic arrived. Confidence left before checkout. Create a free account to see what's killing your conversions.
Audit overview
soulo-bice.vercel.app Audit Summary
Performance stays respectable with a 2.9 s First Contentful Paint, yet 12 client-side JavaScript errors and missing Open Graph tags tank discoverability and stability.
Based on the category scores in this report, Copy is the strongest area while SEO has the most room for improvement.
How SavageAudit Evaluated soulo-bice.vercel.app
SavageAudit evaluated the public website at https://soulo-bice.vercel.app/ across performance, technical SEO, design, copy, user experience, and conversion signals. Scores and recommendations reflect the website evidence available when this audit was generated on August 5, 2026.
Similar Website Audit Reports
Compare this result with other public SavageAudit reports that received a similar overall website score.