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discoverpilgrim.com Website Audit Report
discoverpilgrim.com scored 59 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance, SEO, Design, and Copy. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“Your sluggish storefront treats customer attention like a depreciating asset.”
Shoppers hunting for glowing skin and miracle ingredients are met with a digital barricade that stalls out before loading a single beauty routine.
https://discoverpilgrim.com/
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
A bloated 5,050 KiB total payload and 36.4 s mainthread work breakdown completely trash the experience, driving LCP to 7.3 s and interactive times to 19.1 s. Fix the heavy hero assets immediately to stop bleeding conversion intent on mobile beauty shoppers.
Where It Burns
6 categoriesWebsite Audit Findings for discoverpilgrim.com
SavageAudit identified 12 visible findings and recommendations across 4 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
3201 PERFORMANCELCP 7.3 s7702 SEOMissing Alt 856403 DESIGNFont Families 66204 COPYWord Count 5,608Free05 UXSign in to viewFree06 CONVERSIONSign in to view
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PERFORMANCE AUDIT
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LCP7.3 sTotal Byte Weight5,050 KiB
- 🔥Your Largest Contentful Paint of 7.3 s gives customers plenty of time to age a decade before they even see a moisturizer.
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Your page speed is so abysmal that carrier pigeons are actively filing complaints about being faster.
- →Compress hero images and switch to WebP/AVIF format.LCP: 7.3 sImpact: highEffort: medium
Why this matters
An LCP of 7.3 s requires immediate optimization of hero assets to speed up initial visual render.
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02
SEO AUDIT
77
Missing Alt85Schema Parse Errors1
- 🔥You left 85 images completely stripped of alt text, meaning search engines are entirely blind to your product lineup.
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Your discoverability is held together by structural duct tape and blind optimism.
- →Add descriptive alt text to every meaningful image.Missing Alt: 85Impact: mediumEffort: medium
Why this matters
With 85 images missing alt text, search engines cannot index your beauty catalog effectively.
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Create free accountSign up free to unlock all hidden roast lines, key metrics, and prioritized fixes for SEO. Search engines noticed more than this first punchline.
03
DESIGN AUDIT
64
Font Families6Empty Headings13
- 🔥You managed to cram 6 different font families into a single page layout like a ransom note written by a typographer.
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Your typography looks like a typographic identity crisis executed in real time.
- →Reduce font families from 6 to 2-3 for visual consistency.Font Families: 6Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
Using 6 distinct font families causes visual clutter and brand inconsistency across the storefront.
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Create free accountSign up free to unlock all hidden roast lines, key metrics, and prioritized fixes for DESIGN. The visual hierarchy argument gets louder deeper down.
04
COPY AUDIT
62
Word Count5,608Missing Alt Images85
- 🔥Spanning 5,608 words across the page, your copy reads less like a skincare pitch and more like a term paper on chemical engineering.
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Your word count is higher than a textbook, yet it still fails to explain why anyone should add to cart.
- →Tighten the headline to state your value in one sentence.H1 Count: 1Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
A single H1 requires sharper value clarity given the massive wall of text on the page.
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05
UX AUDITUSER EXPERIENCE AUDIT
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06
CONVERSION AUDIT
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Audit overview
discoverpilgrim.com Audit Summary
A bloated 5,050 KiB total payload and 36.4 s mainthread work breakdown completely trash the experience, driving LCP to 7.3 s and interactive times to 19.1 s. Fix the heavy hero assets immediately to stop bleeding conversion intent on mobile beauty shoppers.
Based on the category scores in this report, SEO is the strongest area while Performance has the most room for improvement.
How SavageAudit Evaluated discoverpilgrim.com
SavageAudit evaluated the public website at https://discoverpilgrim.com/ across performance, technical SEO, design, copy, user experience, and conversion signals. Scores and recommendations reflect the website evidence available when this audit was generated on October 12, 2026.
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