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alderaan.com.uy scored 84 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance, SEO, Design, Copy, User Experience, and Conversion. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“Beautifully branded, but the homepage loads like a truck in mud.”
Alderaan Playgrounds looks like it knows how to build safe spaces for kids, then immediately trips over its own kitchen prep. The brand presence is strong, but the homepage keeps serving a tasteful plate while the important stuff arrives cold.

The good news: SEO is excellent at 93, the canonical matches, schema is present with zero parse errors, and the page is fully crawlable. The bad news: performance is dragging the whole experience down with a 7.1s LCP, 14.9s Speed Index, 4,955 KiB of total weight, and 205 KiB of unused JavaScript, while CLS sits at 0.111 and interactive lands at 7.2s. You also have 4 heading-level skips and no trust signals above the fold, so the site looks organized but still behaves like it forgot the brief halfway through dinner.
SavageAudit identified 37 visible findings and recommendations across 6 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
It loads like a premium playground built on a budget of bad decisions and extra bytes.
SEO is dressed for success, but the heading structure keeps wearing flip-flops to a formal event.
It looks premium, but the hierarchy is one bad label away from a showroom with the lights off.
The copy is clear, but it keeps repeating itself like a brochure that got one good idea and clung to it for dear life.
Usability is mostly intact, but the page keeps making visitors wait, watch, and forgive.
The conversion path exists, but it behaves like it’s avoiding commitment on purpose.
The good news: SEO is excellent at 93, the canonical matches, schema is present with zero parse errors, and the page is fully crawlable. The bad news: performance is dragging the whole experience down with a 7.1s LCP, 14.9s Speed Index, 4,955 KiB of total weight, and 205 KiB of unused JavaScript, while CLS sits at 0.111 and interactive lands at 7.2s. You also have 4 heading-level skips and no trust signals above the fold, so the site looks organized but still behaves like it forgot the brief halfway through dinner.
Based on the category scores in this report, Design is the strongest area while Performance has the most room for improvement.
SavageAudit evaluated the public website at https://www.alderaan.com.uy/ across performance, technical SEO, design, copy, user experience, and conversion signals. Scores and recommendations reflect the website evidence available when this audit was generated on May 24, 2026.
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