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eightandfour.com Website Audit Report
eightandfour.com scored 69 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance, SEO, Design, and Copy. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“An expensive pitch deck wrapped in a loading screen disaster.”
This agency positions itself as the pinnacle of digital content, yet treats its own front door like an afterthought with an empty hero section and a fortress of cookies.
https://www.eightandfour.com/
TECHNICAL SUMMARY
The performance stack is actively hostile to potential leads, dragging an LCP of 9.9 s and a TBT of 1,420 ms behind 7 distinct font families. Prioritize compressing hero assets to stop bleeding impatient marketing buyers before the pitch even loads.
Where It Burns
6 categoriesWebsite Audit Findings for eightandfour.com
SavageAudit identified 12 visible findings and recommendations across 4 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
2901 PERFORMANCELCP 9.9 s7802 SEOSEO Score 927603 DESIGNFont Families 79804 COPYWord Count 1434Free05 UXSign in to viewFree06 CONVERSIONSign in to view
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PERFORMANCE AUDIT
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LCP9.9 sTBT1,420 msMain Thread6.4 s
- 🔥Your LCP of 9.9 s is so unhurried that prospective enterprise clients will have retired by the time the hero asset renders.
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Your page speed is a masterclass in how to test the absolute limits of a marketing director's patience.
- →Compress hero images and switch to WebP/AVIF format.LCP: 9.9 sImpact: highEffort: medium
Why this matters
An LCP of 9.9 s directly causes high bounce rates among marketing leaders looking for fast proof.
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SEO AUDIT
78
SEO Score92JSON-LD Items0Robots.txtMissing
- 🔥You managed a solid SEO score while having zero JSON-LD structured data items detected, which is like showing up to a pitch with a blank slide deck.
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Your search fundamentals are mostly intact, but flying without structured data or a robots file is pure digital amateur hour.
- →Add JSON-LD structured data that matches the page type, such as WebSite, Organization, Product, or Article.Schema: NoneImpact: mediumEffort: medium
Why this matters
With 0 structured data items detected, search engines miss crucial context about your agency credentials.
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03
DESIGN AUDIT
76
Font Families7Missing Alt Text29Total Images50
- 🔥Loading 7 different font families (Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Roboto, Poppins, canada-type-gibson, Avenir) is typographic hoarding of the highest order.
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Your design choices look like a font foundry exploded inside an unoptimized digital mood board.
- →Reduce font families from 7 to 2-3 for visual consistency.Font Families: 7Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
Loading 7 font families unnecessarily bloats asset weight and creates visual schizophrenia.
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Create free accountSign up free to unlock all hidden roast lines, key metrics, and prioritized fixes for DESIGN. The visual hierarchy argument gets louder deeper down.
04
COPY AUDIT
98
Word Count1434Sentence Count67H1 Count1
- 🔥Spreading 1,434 words across 67 sentences gives you an average sentence length that reads like an overly verbose legal waiver.
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Your copy has plenty of volume, but the endless prose structure turns a social agency pitch into a textbook.
- →Tighten the headline to state your value in one sentence.H1 Count: 1Impact: mediumEffort: low
Why this matters
Relying on a single H1 count without punchy immediate support dilutes your primary agency hook.
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UX AUDITUSER EXPERIENCE AUDIT
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CONVERSION AUDIT
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Audit overview
eightandfour.com Audit Summary
The performance stack is actively hostile to potential leads, dragging an LCP of 9.9 s and a TBT of 1,420 ms behind 7 distinct font families. Prioritize compressing hero assets to stop bleeding impatient marketing buyers before the pitch even loads.
Based on the category scores in this report, Copy is the strongest area while Performance has the most room for improvement.
How SavageAudit Evaluated eightandfour.com
SavageAudit evaluated the public website at https://www.eightandfour.com/ across performance, technical SEO, design, copy, user experience, and conversion signals. Scores and recommendations reflect the website evidence available when this audit was generated on August 10, 2026.
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