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google.com scored 55 out of 100 in this SavageAudit website audit covering Performance, SEO, Design, Copy, User Experience, and Conversion. The report uses captured website evidence to explain what is working, what is limiting the experience, and which improvements deserve attention first.
“A masterpiece of restraint that forgot the instructions for being useful.”
Google showed up with immaculate confidence and the culinary charm of an empty prep station. Everything is clean, familiar, and somehow still manages to leave you staring at the counter wondering where the meal went.

The homepage is technically decent where it matters for speed: first contentful paint is 1.5s, largest contentful paint is 1.7s, and layout shift is a tame 0.023. But it still carries 690ms of total blocking time, 551KiB of unused JavaScript savings, 1 redirect, and a 7.7s interactive time, which is a pretty rude amount of hesitation for a page this stripped down. SEO is leaving money on the table with no meta description, no canonical, and zero structured data, while the page also returns a 429 in one audit path like it’s trying to swipe left on crawlers. Meanwhile, the page is all brand and no guidance: no headings, no viewport meta, 9 missing alt attributes, and a form with 12 inputs but no required fields, which is less funnel and more decorative plumbing.
SavageAudit identified 36 visible findings and recommendations across 6 audit categories. Each section below combines the category score with observed evidence and prioritized fixes.
Fast enough to tease, slow enough to annoy, and carrying a JavaScript pantry nobody touched.
Google built the search engine and then forgot to explain its own homepage to search engines.
Beautifully branded, structurally naked, and one missing viewport away from chaos in a smaller screen.
The copy is so sparse it feels like the homepage was told to whisper in an empty room.
Usable in theory, but structurally it behaves like a polished lobby with no signs and no receptionist.
It is very good at being visited and extremely committed to not being chosen.
The homepage is technically decent where it matters for speed: first contentful paint is 1.5s, largest contentful paint is 1.7s, and layout shift is a tame 0.023. But it still carries 690ms of total blocking time, 551KiB of unused JavaScript savings, 1 redirect, and a 7.7s interactive time, which is a pretty rude amount of hesitation for a page this stripped down. SEO is leaving money on the table with no meta description, no canonical, and zero structured data, while the page also returns a 429 in one audit path like it’s trying to swipe left on crawlers. Meanwhile, the page is all brand and no guidance: no headings, no viewport meta, 9 missing alt attributes, and a form with 12 inputs but no required fields, which is less funnel and more decorative plumbing.
Based on the category scores in this report, Performance is the strongest area while Conversion has the most room for improvement.
SavageAudit evaluated the public website at https://google.com/ across performance, technical SEO, design, copy, user experience, and conversion signals. Scores and recommendations reflect the website evidence available when this audit was generated on April 2, 2026.
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